BRIEFING

Capable. Underfunded. Read in.

We make shirts, stickers, hats and patches about the parts of intelligence history that were never disclosed to the public: the tradecraft, the gadgets and gear, the people who did the work at the cover jobs and went home without fanfare. Every design is a unique and limited offering. When they're done, they're done, just like a good cover story.

Assets

  • Shirts - Inglorious Amateurs

    Shirts

    Shirts about the work that never made the papers. Limited edition, small... 

    Shirts

  • Stickers - Inglorious Amateurs

    Stickers

    Small enough to leave on a laptop lid without a briefing. Stickers... 

    Stickers

  • Hats - Inglorious Amateurs

    Hats

    Headgear for those who prefer not to be recognized, but don't mind... 

    Hats

  • Accessories - Inglorious Amateurs

    Accessories

    Kit, drinkware, coins and the odd item that's hard to categorize. Useful,... 

    Accessories

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TERMINATED ASSETS · 20 FILES Closed files. Some may be reopened. Review the files
IA-1103 (TBD)PHOTO CLASSIFIED UNTIL RELEASE

FILE NO. IA-1103 (TBD) · UPCOMING

GBCI & OMFUS

Now showing at 1000 Colonial Farm Rd. Release date TBD (26-28 OCT).

On 3 November 1959 they laid a cornerstone at 1000 Colonial Farm Rd. The address was never the secret. A tee and sticker, limited edition, with a nod to a certain club on the Bowery.

RELEASE 27 OCT, 09:00 PT · DATE TBD

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New releases

Fresh off the press. Small runs.

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Mission

  • Limited editions only

    Every design is a short run. We don’t chase restocks or reprint a closed file.

  • Accurate, previously not known

    Each design starts with a real program, place or date. The story ships with the drop.

  • A small cell

    Disability-owned and independent. Ops run by retired intel officers. Write to us and a real person answers.

Field-tested

What the regulars keep coming back for.

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NOS LONGE INTER PAUCOS

The few and far between

Inglorious Amateurs is for the ones who did the job and skipped the accolades: the case officers, the analysts, the lonely tech ops officers and the security professionals. The safe house keepers and the people at the front desk of the unmarked building. And everyone who supports and admires them. We make things they'd actually wear, and we keep the runs small so they stay that way.

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